What?!  You think the Vortex is weak sauce?  You think the Vortex is baby beer?  Well fine then. Try this. It’s called OMEGATEX.

Take a whiff. Smell that? That is citrusy goodness going up your nose.

Wow, you’re hitting that pretty hard. I realize that it tastes like a titty twister to the mouth with that earthy, grape-fruity, bold maltiness gliding its way to the back of your tongue, swirling its hoppy benevolence all along the way… but take it easy man!  I know!  It’s delicious!

This is the beer that won two awards at the Northwest Brewcup in 2010. The Omegatex took both the People Choice Award and the Thar She Blows Award. It’s probably due to the demand from the masses for a stronger Vortex.

Careful though.